Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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