Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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