32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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