we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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