i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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