i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
All the doctor said was why
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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