: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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