Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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