Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
