it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
