like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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