I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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