So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
