so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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