I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Boobs speak an international language.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My bed smells like the plague
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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