I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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