There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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