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I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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