What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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