Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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