My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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