Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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