i just google imaged poop.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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