just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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