your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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