I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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