you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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