That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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