Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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