id be glad to
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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