Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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