He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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