you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Are we in a gay sports bar?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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