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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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