You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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