Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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