North Korea, Best Korea!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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