yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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