My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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