Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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