Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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