i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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