birth control should be required to get into college
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he fucked my hip out of place.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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