he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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