So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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