I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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