My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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