Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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