how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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