Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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