quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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