cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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