is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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